Voting for Obama? You're responsible, then.

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Monday February 06, 2012 · 12:28 PM PST

2012/02/06 · 12:28

Let's be clear.

Let's be realistic. I know we'd rather wax poetic about how the world shouldn't be (it's always been that way), how the President should be (we've never had one that was, whatever that means), how the Democratic Party should be (as we actively work against its unity - yes, I am explicitly claiming that there is a conspiracy against Democratic unity), but let's return to the real world, where most of us adults (and some babies, big and otherwise) have to live, work, and try to change things for the better.

If you don't vote in the 2012 presidential election, or vote for the Republican, or vote for a 3rd-party candidate that has zero chance of winning, you will be *directly responsible* for global warming, the rising price of gold, Brad and Angelina divorcing, and a terrible LOLcatz drought on the internets. Think of the kitties!!!! No, kittiesssssss!!!

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