Ew! Susan Collins Groped Me and Finally I have the Guts to Tell

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Thursday December 07, 2017 · 1:25 PM PST

2017/12/07 · 13:25

WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 29: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), speaks during a hearing of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee which examines the reauthorizing of the Higher Education Act, focusing on combating campus sexual assault. (Photo by Astrid Riecken/Getty Images) — Too many potatoes?

It was a sunny 4^th of July in Aroostook Maine and the Senator was on her second ‘Gansett. We were seated next to each other at the clambake, having a nice chat about the potato crop, when the lobster claw she had just dipped in butter began to slip out of her grasp. She juggled it awkwardly, until it “accidentally” dropped in my lap. She made a grab for it, reaching around to make sure of her grip, and plucked it up on the table. “Oh my gosh what have we heah?” she exclaimed, and with a wink she tugged off my bib and reached down, pretending to try to rub the grease off my crotch. I was so shaken I just allowed her to scrub my denim. When she was finished she took what looked like the same claw and sucked, then said, “I like the meat.” Of course, I was so traumatized that to this day I’m on disability and cannot bear look at a quahog or a barnacle. If you can’t trust your elected representative, who can you trust?

This just in from MoveOn

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Wednesday June 20, 2012 · 3:12 PM PDT

2012/06/20 · 15:12

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