There once was a man from New Haven,
With sliver spoon, drunk, misbehav'n,
Spent 40 years sailing, through life always failing,
To excel, earn or learn, while bailing/derailing,
Found god on the beach, and with Rove as his teach,
Smirked his way through each, election full breach,
Then Bin Laden gave him, what SCOTUS could not,
A legitimate whim, now terror's all he's got,
"Fight 'em over there, not here!"
The inner circle would cheer,
But now it is clear, they betrayed US through fear,
And his book smarts don't save us or shore up our rear.
The rest of the world, is also quite mad,
bout the arrogant ignorance, and issues with dad.
Now his hair's a bit whiter, after Libby the insider,
(charged by Fitz the indicter),
made true on the claim "I'm a uniter, not a divider."
Indeed the country does tire, of the lies from the liar,
and the disapproval ratings grow higher and more dire,
With help from the masses, and droves that read Kos,
We'll unite off our asses, with this backbone that grows!