Made You Look: Daily Caller Head Fake (and leads Vicki Jean into a major snark attack)
Those rapscallions at Daily Caller are waiting for your heads to explode. Increasingly frustrated that none of their über scandals have resulted in President Obama being deported to Kenya, where he was born and raised, they are now trying to prove liberal hypocrisy by shouting impeachment (it is easier to spell than Benghazi). And why is this evidence of your hypocrisy? Because they slyly link you to the Nation where an article recommends impeachment over surveilance. Yes, they intone, the Nation is right, this calls for impeachment. You follow the link, and behold, it an article from 2006 calling for impeachment of President Bush.
You gasp in amazement, no horror, as you realize that conservatives are right, you need to give up all your rights so you can be safe. How could you have been so wrong? You demand that Obummer go on an apology tour, this time apologizing personally to all the Bush Administration for failing to see their brilliance. And you you begin to call for a Constitutional Amendment to make Obama President for life. Because even though he is a lily livered liberal, he has maintained the secrecy and intrusion necesaary to make us safe from terror.
Oh, wait. Maybe they are saying we should retroactively impeach President Bush. Oh, could we have war crimes trials for Bush and Obama? Let's see, if we are doing retroactive impeachment- Bush and Reagan for Iran-Contra, or was that treason? Carter for wearing a sweater in the White House and being the WORST PRESIDENT EVER BORN IN AMERICA. (Obama is the worst president born on foreign soil).
So you have your choice Lie-berals. If you don't want to be hypocritical you either have to call for impeachment of Odummer, or put Bush on the two dollar bill. Because THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.