Good news, ladies! If you've been wondering what you want in a candidate, self-avowed pussy grabber Donald Trump is here to mansplain it for you.
TRUMP: What women want is they want secure borders. They want safety. They want law and order. They want a police department that’s allowed to do its job. They want justice for all. They want a lot of things that everybody else wants. And Hillary Clinton can’t do it.
That last line is really the kicker. Not only does 'ol grabby hands know what you want, he also knows Hillary can't deliver it!
Mr. Trump, just a few questions: Can you secure our borders from sexual predators? Can you keep us safe from them? Can you promise they'll be brought to justice? Yeah, we didn't think so cuz you actually have to have a working definition of "sexual assault" that includes yourself.
Anyway, it's a good thing ol' grabby hands is focusing on the ladies, cuz here's what the electoral map would look like if they voted today, courtesy of 538's Nate Silver. Women also vote at higher rates than men do, so let's file this one under: "Revenge of the p*ssy."
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