Sure, the Obama family says they have a perfectly innocent reason for remaining in the Washington, D.C. area.
The Obamas have said they would remain in the nation's capital until their youngest daughter, Sasha, completes high school.
But Republican Rep. Mike Kelly has revealed the alt-truth!
A Pennsylvania congressman has accused former President Barack Obama of staying in Washington solely to run a "shadow government" to undermine the GOP agenda.
U.S. Rep. Mike Kelly made the claim to fellow Republicans at an event Saturday north of Pittsburgh.
Would this be in the same way that Melania Trump remains in New York City to run a “shadow Russian espionage HQ” while Donald is away?
A video clip posted to YouTube shows Kelly saying that Obama remained in Washington for "one purpose only ... to run the shadow government that is going to totally upset the new agenda."
Damn shadow governments. How will Obama ever return to his childhood home in Kenya Hawaii, of course, Hawaii, with that shadow government taking up his time with so many secret, cabalistic meetings? Can’t these plots just plot themselves?
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