With apologies--I posted this as a comment, but I'm just too enamored of it not to set it up as a diary entry. My only idea for a political cartoon ever ...
Father: George W., who TP'ed this cherry tree?
George W.: I cannot tell a lie. It was some sailors from the USS Lincoln.
George in flight suit, of course, hiding the spent TP roll behind his back. And running along the toilet paper, the inevitable phrase "Mission Accomplished".