I just did a comparison of the candidates' shoe sizes versus Bush's shoe size.
Only Kerry has bigger feet.
A study released by the Dr. Sholl's Institute found that in 100% of the elections since candidate shoe sizes were recorded (1908), the man with the biggest feet won the election.
Earlier today, I switched my allegiance from Dean to Clark when johnny rotten posted a diary entry suggesting that The Eagles and Don Henley were supporting Clark.
I switched back to Dean only minutes only minutes later noting that Melissa Etheridge was performing a concert to benefit Dean.
Then I switched back to Clark again after reading UncaMikey's diary suggesting that Clark was the best-looking candidate, and, thus, had the best chance against Bush because our culture is image-dominated.
Then I stumbled upon this study and switched to Kerry based on his shoe size.
I better quit reading these diaries...