johnny rotten posted in a diary further down the food chain that John Mellencamp (formerly, John
Cougar Mellencamp -- don't ask) has endorsed Wesley Clark and will be part of a fundraising concert for the General.
So, that's it. I'm switching back to Clark from Dean after I had switched originally from Dean to Clark when I read about the Eagles pulling for Clark, but quickly switched back to Dean when I found out that Melissa Etheridge was holding a concert for Dean, then switched to Kerry when I realized that he has the largest shoe size among all the candidates including Bush and the largest shoe size always takes the Presidency, then switched back to Dean when Frank Sinatra came back from the dead as a liberal and endorsed Dean, but quickly switched to Edwards when famed Borscht Belt comedian Georgie Jessel reappeared from the grave on
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno who had endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor and Jessel called Edwards the "brightest hillbilly I have ever met" which, in my mind, constituted an endorsement.
Somewhere along the line, the Spike Lee endorsement of Sharpton made me lean toward Al, but when all the hotties at NOW endorsed Mosely Braun, I flipped again, but the sight of Kucinich in a black turtleneck at the "Rock the Vote" debate made me switch to Dennis (no, I'm not gay, but he looked just like Spock and I figured a Vulcan would make a great President).
This just in... Jack Black is going Dean. Back to Dean.
Has Michael Jackson endorsed anyone yet?