The Further Adventures of Cajones Dem!
Dems held Hostage
"What's that you say, oh yes, of course, bend over and grab my ankles."
"Beg pardon, you need to hear me say, 'I like it this way.' OK, yes indeed."
"Now you want me to say how much I want it. Yes, of course, can I say it louder for you?"
"Cut them off myself? I can do that and would you like them giftwrapped?"
"Rip my self a new one so you can do this all over again? Hey, no problem."
"Thank you, come again."
A little too snarky? Sorry, I'll go to my room now.