Looking for people to join the "Dean Ski Team." We can hold meetups at ski slopes throughout the country (but Bring Your Own Latte!) and talk about how skiing is awesome, and sure beats the heck out of risking your butt in Vietnam.
We will also have a chiropractor on sight to help with any recurring back aches that might hurt your time in the downhill.
The way it will work is this-- everyone will get sponsors who will donate money based on how many runs each skier does in a day. It will be fun, and for a good cause too!
When night falls, we can gather in the ski lodge and talk about important issues, like how capitalism and corporations are keeping our disadvantaged friends down-- I know for a fact that there are millions (!!!) of poor people in this country who can't even afford their own skis.
So come on gang, join the Dean Ski Team, and let's Ski for Justice!!!!