[Bleak moon scenery, music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.]
President Bush wants to establish a Moon Base and travel to Mars. He says it will cost only $12 billion.
[make the image of the moon blurry]
That's fuzzy math. Try $500 Billion, George.
[Sharpen the image again, and begin to zoom in]
And to pay for it, he'll do what the last Republican President did- raise your taxes.
[zoom in to a tiny flag on the moon, with the word "Taxpayer" on it.]
Astronomically, you might say. Vote for proven budget balancer Howard Dean and bring our deficits back down to Earth.