DEAN LIES AGAIN!
by Nedra Pickles, John Soloman, and Cal Wudward
Ass. Press
Documents obtained by the Associated Press suggest that, while governor of Vermont, Howard Dean walked on water. But in doing so Dean neglected to tell voters that he couldn't swim.
This feat and other gaffes has called into question Gov. Dean's credibility and penchant for quid-pro-quos.
In 2000, for example, Dean received a small campaign contribution from the bottled-water industry.
Jake Arlson, a Dean spokesperson, had no comment.