I saw this from a TN guy's blog. It is pretty funny so I thought I post it here for all to enjoy. Here we go:
Top ten Bush excuses for his poor debate performance:
- Stage lighting got in his eyes and he couldn't see Karen Hughes' lips
- Picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue
- Boy, this debating stuff is hard work
- Battery in microchip receiver implant ran out at the most inopportune time
- Seemed a little tired from his hurricane relief work so Karl Rove switched his decaf for espresso and his sugar for crystal meth without telling him
- Nobody told him there would be, like, actual questions and stuff
- Talking point index cards got shuffled when he dropped them on his way to the podium and he couldn't find a thing
- Relied on faulty intelligence saying Kerry was a girly-man who would run away at the first scowl
- Laura forgot to tell the White House laundry light starch for his boxers
And the number one Bush excuse for his poor debate performance...
1. Strategy to trick Kerry into misunderestimating the master of low expectations backfired
Credit goes to South Knox Bubba in TN.
http://www.southknoxbubba.net/skblog/