Did you hear about this?
"An Aboriginal woman clad in animal skins has put a traditional curse on Prime Minister John Howard, apparently in retaliation for government plans to abolish Australia's top indigenous elected body."
It got me to thinking, and although I'm not the most superstitious person I know, I figure it's better to be safe than sorry. So I decided that perhaps it was time to place a curse on George W. Bush to ensure that he is not reelected this year.
Unfortunately, I was unable to find any curses related specifically to elections, or intellectually challenged buffoons who never deserved to be in office in the first place. But I did find a number of gems on this site full of Irish curses:
http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bj333/HomePage.curses.html
Here's a choice sampling:
May the seven terriers of hell sit on the spool of your breast and bark in at your soul-case
Woe to you you dirty fellow You've filthied me!
The Roasting of the salmon to the very end on you
Since you stole the sheep,you lying spoiler into hell I wish you to be tormented- In the depths of the whirlpool with Oscar blowing And twenty-one demons each tearing you asunder
The anguished bankruptcy of the year to you
The death of the kittens to you
May the cats eat the women
May every day of it be wet for ye
And last but not least:
The fate of Ned's cock to you
I'm still not sure if any of these will suffice, so I'm hoping for any input fellow Kossacks may have about what curses are most appropriate for these occasions, and what else may be required of me when invoking said curse (nudity, gyrations, flagellation, etc).