With 18 days to go and wars against Sinclair and Sproul raging on multiple fronts, we need a little breather around here. In the immortal words of Krusty the Clown "I kid! I kid because I love."
So here's my parody of the Diaries list, read from top to bottom.
Kerry should say this
Some freeper stole my yard sign again
I hate Tweety.
My heartwarming GOTV experience
Kerry should do this
Sinclair responded to my email
My idea for an ad
Sinclair didn't respond to my email
Bush had a stroke
Tweety kicked ass tonight!
MY ONE LINE DIARY WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
TO MAKE YOU THINK IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!
Ann Coulter hospitalized with laxative overdose
Sinclair may have responded to my email (poll)
We are going to win big
Bush is hitting the bottle again
We are going to lose big
ARG poll: Kerry +1
What if there's a tie?
New Gallup poll
Mary Cheney should speak out
Kerry should say this
Bush had a stroke because he's hitting the bottle again
New Gallup poll
New Gallup poll
Stop repeating diaries (poll)
New Gallup poll is bullshit
Maybe a Dick Cheney ate your baby
God finally smites Tom DeLay!
My idea for an ad
October surprise is OBL
October surprise is a new Bush VP
Karl Rove is a malevolent deity
Why didn't Kerry say this?
Karl Rove is a stupid hack
Valerie Plame's career still ruined
Keith Olberman read my diary!!
Andrew Sullivan is a confused little boy (poll)
GOP rapist/drug abuser of the week (poll)
I convinced my Republican brother in law to vote for Kerry!
My idea for an ad
Wolf Blitzer hospitalized with laxative overdose
Kerry should say this
Best Daily Show ever!
What's with New Jersey? (poll)
Today Bush fell off a...
New SUSA poll
New SUSA poll with internals
My idea for an ad
New SUSA poll bullshit
These diaries go by way too fast(poll)
God I love Bruce Springsteen
Bill O'Reilly touched my Falafel