Couldn't resist posting this:
POLITICAL BLOGGER MASS SUICIDE TO BE DISCOVERED IN SEVERAL WEEKS
BOSTON--By examining web-traffic data for left-leaning DailyKos.com, researchers have predicted that the mass suicide of 14 political bloggers will likely be discovered sometime in mid-December. "After months of doing nothing but sit alone in our rooms at our computers, trying to get our message to the people, we lost the election anyway," read the still-unread suicide pact posted Nov. 3. "We'd rather be dead than live in a country as fucked up as this one." The bodies will most likely be found by property managers, long-estranged parents, or neighbors returning copies of Joe Trippi's The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4045&nib=5
Update [2004-11-11 10:57:21 by nyranrose]: SORRY, folks, I just realized this has been diaried a few times before. I searched "onion" from the front page before posting, but didn't realize that search button covers only front page stories.