Let loose with your wildest and funniest conspiracy theories. Imagination and wit are the primary criteria.
Maximum 250 words. Winner gets all expenses paid trip to...not Hawaii. Maybe Mojoland.
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Here's one to get you started...
High up in the Wyoming hills, in a lead-shielded chamber deep in an abandoned mine, a small band of ultra-Patriots gathered. So guarded was their identities that even they knew each other by their code names: Cuayahoga, Volusia, Albuquerque, Wichita, and Carson. City, that is.
After months of preparation, the secret formula was perfected and ready for distribution. Cases of tiny packets of Wendy’s hot sauce were already in trucks making its way to every corner in Everytown, USA.
One spoonful of deelishus Wendy’s chili, fortified with that special sauce, would turn that person’s heart as red as the heart of Dixie. It would fire up their soul, drive out the blue librul demons, and ensure victory for the chosen one. As an added bonus, it would give every male an overwhelming desire to go out and buy a semi-automatic weapon and kill small animals. And the womenfolk would don frilly aprons, make fresh biscuits every morning, and serve cold beer every night.
In the wee hours of November 3rd, these unsung heroes raised their glasses and declared “Victory is ours.”