Well, not kill, but maybe vomit.
Fuck the serious diaries (mine, not yours). Instead of spending half an hour doing research and posting something "deep" that people won't necessarily read, I'm going to post something that gives everyone a chance to rant.
I got the idea from another forum. People had a great time posting bumper stickers that pissed them off. I have trouble driving around Albuquerque because I want to scream at the "W '04" people, or slash their tires in parking lots.
So, look below the fold.
[editor's note, by Plutonium Page] Oh lord, this is up on the recommended list again. I'm so sorry - I don't know if it pushed anything important off the list. I'll delete if anyone is pissed off about that.
The obvious bumper stickers that make me want to kill (or barf) are the George W. Bush ones.
This one scares me. It looks so... fascist. Like people might start wearing it as part of an armband. Creepy:
Yay! Patriotism! This one, plus the foot-high red, white and blue "W" ones, is just irritating:
But THIS ONE WINS for inducing homicidal urges. Even Frank almost lost it when he saw this one:
Others:
"Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven."
Nothing wrong with Christians, mind you, but that bumpersticker pretty much says "Muslims, Jews, and anyone else who isn't Christian are evil sinners."
But then there's "GOD WILL FORGIVE THE TERRORISTS, BUT AMERICA NEVER WILL!".
I saw that one once, and thought "But I thought only Christians are forgiven..." ARGH!
One that only New Mexicans will understand:
"DITCHES ARE DEADLY - STAY AWAY!"
I saw that one a lot in the 1970's. You see, we have flash floods in the summer. There is always some kid or adult who isn't bright enough to know that if you're playing in an arroyo (flood ditch) when it's about to rain, you might die in a flash flood. So apparently someone thought "hey, a bumper sticker will help!
It didn't.
So, Kossacks, time to share.
Which bumper stickers make you very, very unhappy?
Also, post anything you've seen that really makes you laugh.
Don't worry if you can't find any image files.