The hell with everlasting fire and pain and irony? Is it orangy-yellow-red with shadowy figures lurking? Are there black demons with red eyes schooled in torment? Are the tortured themselves torturers, or murderers, thieves, liars, adulterers, homosexuals, jews, hindus, unitarians, masturbators, those who said god damn it? Have you seen pictures?
What about the hell where children who read the quran are torn apart by bombs while they sleep or eat their meager dinners? The one where american soldiers become memories at the rate of 1,000 per year and the rate of iraqi death is best estimated at somewhere below 100,000 since Mission Accomplished?
Best estimated.
What will God say to you when he shows you your destination? Will you need socks? Is there a monument to the 10 Commandments?
What does the list of your sins look like? Is it a scroll, parchment, a quill pen? Is it long because it includes all the names, other lists upon lists within lists, of those you have injured or killed or ignored?
Do you get a special jacket with your name sewn on it?
Will you answer questions?
Blame someone else?
Cry?