No, really, this isn't from the Onion:
"WASHINGTON (AP) -- Democrat Dennis Kucinich has only two delegates and low single-digit showings after nine nominating contests, yet he said Wednesday he's staying in the presidential race.
"The race for the nomination will go all the way to the convention," the congressman from Cleveland said. "It is at the convention where I will win the nomination, based on the emergence of Iraq as the defining issue."
Dennis, buddy, you're a good guy, I think you've done a lot for the party and this nomination battle, but really....