Making up captions is so much more fun than taking 'em from those pesky wire services. Plus, a Totally Shallow Poll.
This is really cute until you realize
there's a giant metal dog in his crotch.
"Excuse me, Senator, why is there a daisy on your pants?"
"No comment."
Hillary Clinton in Emily Dickinson drag. She really needs to stop taking her fashion cues from the Smithsonian.
"Hey, my middle finger is longer than the others!" Or, possibly, "Sig Heil!" Wait... "It's true on both hands!"
Dennis Kucinich, or man in Dennis Kucinich mask? You be the judge.
And finally, Vote Kerry--the tallest man in the world!