The comic strip Boondocks, written by the very funny Aaron McGruder, has unveiled a Bush advertising campaign called "Almost."
Today's dialog: "Oh sure, John Kerry promises a lot of things, but President Bush does things --- almost. He almost prosecuted corporate crime. He almost created lots of new jobs. And almost left no child behind. When it comes to results, isn't ALMOST good enough? Vote President Bush."
The series is running all this week at Boondocks.