Okay, this is just wrong. But damn funny.
The Conservative Questionaire
Here's a sample:
- What do you think caused your conservatism?
- When and how did you first decide you were a conservative?
- Is it possible that your conservatism stems from a morbid fear of ambiguity?
- Is it possible that your conservatism is just a phase you may grow out of?
- Conservatives have histories of failure in personal relationships. Do you think you may have turned to conservative politics out of fear of rejection?
- If you've never had an open mind, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?