Like the fading
fuddy whose gotta tart it up so her man can get it up, the "
G.O.P. Plans Spectacle to Jazz Up Convention."
Sure the Dems brought in some low wattage talent (I don't care how many Freshman lit readers she is in, Maya Angelou was excruciating) but who put on the real spectacle? It was the politicians who sliced up and served the red meat: Red Hot and Blue BBQ a'la Obama and Southern Fried Big Dawg.
It is telling that the Rethug base is flagging so badly that they have to jazz up the convention. If they were playing to win, their talent would be covering the swing states a month before the election instead.
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