it's all about the penis
americans are having their dicks cut off again....and the whole world is watching.
go back to vietnam where america was castrated....americans held on to nixon as long as they could hoping to get that tingly feeling down there again....it didnt work and they reluctantly went for carter....but the iranian hostage crisis cut off our dicks again and we went for reagan in the hopes of regaining virility....and he delivered in spades....bringing the soviets to their economic knees trying to keep up with our insane military spending....they took a good ass fucking while they were down there too....ok daddy bush got caught in a dirty little central american illegal war but, good news!!! he pardoned all his cock sucking friends who lied to protect his sorry penis.....even a quickie in iraq couldnt save him from clintons meaty muscle....that man exuded big dick sex appeal....in 2000 gore won....alas though, the republicans stole his dick in the dark of the night with the help of the supreme dickheads....and the democrats allowed it....9/11 went beyond metaphor as our symbols of world financial and sexual domination...our giant towering penises, were lopped off in front of our eyes....70% of america was so traumatized by that amputation they gleefully went along with baby bush's attack of a country that had nothing to do with 9/11....how many americans smoked that after sex cigarette when it was apparent saddams balls were easily being crushed under cowboy bush's snakeskin boots? in 2004 another stolen election....kerry didnt have a chance....his tiny, effeminate, french speaking penis was no match for the swaggering bush biggun....kerry would have had to have overwhelming majorities in swing states to overcome the theft of the election...and the dickless democrats that are supposedly our leaders are too busy cringing in the corner holding onto their dicks and worrying that the light of election reform will show them for the rat bastard lying corrupt election theives they are whenever they get the chance....in the last year we watched the democrat dickheads offer their limp dicks to their republican masters with yes votes on the bancruptcy bill, the transportation bill, the energy bill, and they are about to cut off their own dicks again and give them away as door prizes at the roberts confirmation party....gee thanks boys.
and now comes katrina....in one week in an act of pure karmic fellatio, she bites off the dick that was so willingly placed in her mouth.......now the truth is told in a blinding flash of genital pain....america the former superpower looks down at the bloody stump where its dick used to be wondering how long and at what cost will it take to regrow another penis.
who will step forward and give america back its dick?
will it be dean? gore? clark?
if no one steps forward and reattatches america's penis, bush/rove will win again....just the absence of a clear virile message from the democrats will allow the republicans to hold onto power...maybe forever....i dont think forever will be that long at the rate we are going either.
damn one diary a day rule....ive got more to say.
has any democrat asked why our gas prices are so high and how it is that exxon posted record 2nd quarter profits....7.64 billion dollars...a 44% increase over last years record profits....i added up what i could find and i came up with 40 billion dollars in oil company profits in the first 6 months of 2005...thats profits people....thats after they pay their CEO's and their lobbyists and contribute to their PACs and after they pay off congresspersons for their votes to give them more tax credits....which democratic leader is making the connection between more money coming out of our pockets and more going into the bulging pockets of the oil profiteers?
i've been reading the right wing cough klansmen blogs and i am struck with this thought.....they dont seem too upset with the suffering of the people of color....in fact i think they are a little gleeful...god wiped out a whole bunch of worthless niggers after all....i can see their penises growing by the minute....why is anyone surprised at the institutional racism we are seeing? why is anyone surprised at maitron bush's words? for generations whitey has been downright threatened by the black mans penis...why do you think they castrated them when they lynched them? whitey is happy to see a response to this disaster that ignores the pleas for help from blackey...im not so sure bush's approval ratings are going to be so low following this disaster....much of america is racist and on top of that a whole bunch are morons....they vote against their best interests all the time as long as their dicks are being massaged to the engorged state...i see sexual gratification in the psyche of much of america that deep down doesnt give a shit about anyone but themselves...and certainly doesnt give a shit about a bunch of poor, lazy, uneducated, worthless, parasitic, living off the state, no good, looting jigaboos ...do you honestly think these people are gonna rise up and demand higher taxes, accountability, resignations, or a change in leadership so we can help the people we never helped before?
i apologize to anyone i offended with my language
my heart is with everyone suffering in this world today
please call your senators and demand they grow a penis and stand up to the criminally incompetent people running and ruining this country.
www.senate.gov