Carolyn Payne Lomax is just beside herself. Why, this grand lady of the South was sitting in her home and heard people "butchering" her trees. Those people had never gone near her shrubbery before without asking her first. She asked them to stop. Those people, those non-white people, they MOCKED her, and not even in English! So she did what any rational Republican would do -- she pulled out her pistol and she
fired 3 shots at them! Of course, they weren't injured, so no big deal. She called the cops to report trespassing. Imagine her horror when she was arrested for firing her gun. Why, her lawyer was not even consulted before they indicted her.
Tom DeLay will help her out, I'm sure. He hates those Mexicans just as much as she does.