So in an apparent meeting between Palestinian Prime Minister Abu Mazen in 2003 President Bush said that God himself, or possibly Herself, told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq. Oh, and also to create a Palestinian State. From W's own mouth he said "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq ..." And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it."
Well damm George. I gotta say the last time I talked to God he said..."Jeff, Go and venture bravely to the fridge and get yourself a beer, and quench that desire to forget that the most powerful man in the World talks to me for advice" and by golly I did. Then he said, which I was very happy to hear from God "Hit that snooze alarm again, for they love you at work and being an hour late will only show them how important you are to the company" and by golly I hit that snooze with a passion!
Then this morning I found that I was a few dimes short for bus fare. So I pulled my back molar out and put it under my pillow.