Well, Ahnold must have had a total thrashing from Maria. During his Thursday news conference, he sounded less like the
Terminator and more like the
Terminated.
"I operate with a different mentality than most people do, which is that I am very forceful and impatient and I always have mapped out my entire life a program and work a schedule and also a schedule of when I want to accomplish things."
Perhaps this explains his history of cheating on his wife by cavorting with bimbos such as Gigi Coyette, and playing grab-ass and sexually assaulting numerous women.
It would also help us understand Ahnold's behavior during a little-known video documentary entitled
Carnival in Rio, shot in 1983,
six years after he had begun dating Maria Shriver. In the video, according to the Brazilian magazine
Istoé, Arnold
"tore his costume in the middle of a group of naked women and, with one of them; he tried to place a carrot between her butt cheeks."
This may be why he is offering a carrot stick to the Democrats
"I'm willing to work hard to do that. I'm willing to work hard to get people back and show them I am not to the right or left, that I just see things best for California. I just think about what is the right idea for California."
Gee, when was the last time we witnessed a contrite Ahnold with his hat in his hand talking about bipartisanship? Oh yeah, it was when he was campaigning against Governor Grey Davis.
Tell us, Ahnold, do you really mean it this time?