Bush got summoned for jury duty.
Actually, this could be a good thing. It could be the one time in his presidency he gets out of the bubble -- stuck in a room with 11 regular people. He doesn't read the paper... his staff had to MAKE him watch a DVD of the evening news after Hurricane Katrina... he only speaks to pre-screened audiences or the troops, who aren't allowed to dissent. Remember the guy near Bush's ranch who let protesters use his property? Not everyone in the Crawford area is a 100% Bush fan.
Make up your own jokes!
Here's one to get you started.
"Gosh, I haven't been in court since that DUI, heh heh..."