This explains the problems with the Dkos page today.
Dear Dkos Community,
Plutonium Page's site was concerned about "breaking" the internets. Several other dkos members chimed in with their ideas on the possible causes of the missing banners and graphics.
We'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for the problems on the Dkos webpage this morning. It appears our secret data mining spy software DomesticSpyWareTM is incompatible with the code on which the Dkos page is constructed and during our operations to find information on all the dissidents and other crybabies on Dkos, we created a conflict which caused the various servers to have difficulty communicating. It is entirely our fault and your system is fine.
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I called our software supplier, Diebold, and must say I was treated very poorly. The first two people I got in tech support said they were named Bob and Pete, but I could hardly understand them as neither spoke English very well and they both had very heavy accents. I finally managed to get through to a supervisor, who told me it was a problem with my equipment and to stop bothering him. I then asked for his supervisor and after getting the runaround for over an hour, managed to get some VP on the line. The VP got very angry that I was bothering him. He said something about being a "pioneer" (whatever that is) and told me to quit bothering him or he'd have someone named Dick "take care of me".
Anyway, about that time, Joey, the geeky kid that works after school down in our tech group (who fortunately for us is on Winter Break..I mean Christmas Break today), asked why I was so upset and I told him all about it. He sat down at my computer and after 10 minutes with Google, managed to find the software code for DomesticSpyWareTM and took a look. He started laughing like crazy. Anyway, we have Joey working on it. He keeps laughing and mumbling something about "fucking morons".
Your website will soon be back to normal and you can continue blissfully bashing our beloved president and leader. We will be visiting you all very soon, as soon as we can use our other new software DissentPickupRoutemakerTM (another fine Diebold product) to figure out the most efficient route for our fleet of Big Black SUV's to pick you all up. We're trying to conserve gas you know. Please use our poll below to assist us in expediting pickup.
And finally, have a happy holiday, er...Merry Christmas, and remember, just like Santa, we know if you've been bad or good!
Sincerely
I.C. Yu
Head Data miner and Logistical Spook.
And with that little bit of humor......
Merry Christmas and Happy new year to all Kossacks.