Read Gizoogle's translation of Kos itself:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.dailykos.com
One of my favorite parts:
" Using a left-right combinizzle of jizzabs, Reid personally led tha charge ta set tha record straight n ta throw tha Republizzle trash bizzy in they faces cuz its a doggy dog world. The dawg even wizzy ta tha White Hizouse n gave tha president an earful. At first, I thought Reid would come off as a hapless shawty crybaby, but in tha end, Reid's strident defense made him appear motherfucka fo` battle . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.
"We cizzay wait fo` 2008 ta begin this work," Reid told tha enthusiastic DNC gather'n"