Just a short break from the everyday muck. Feel free to add your own jokes.
George Bush suffers a heart attack, dies, and goes to hell.
Satan greets him at the fiery gates and says "George - I got a problem. Hell is full, but I can't let you go. SO I'm gonna let you pick one of three people to leave, and you to take their place. Come...follow..."
The first person Satan shows George is Jimmy Carter. Jimmy keeps diving into a pool of water, over and over and over again, for eternity. Satan says "Eh? How about this?" George says "No Satan, I couldn't do this forever.
Then Satan leads George on through hell to the next person, Tony Blair. Tony Blair is perpetually trying to free himself, upper-lip deep, from a hot steamy pile of crap. Satan asks George "Eh? How about this? Should I let him go?" George respond "No. Satan, I couldn't do this either."
Satan then leads George into a room where Bill Clinton is lying on a bed, naked, with Monica kneeling over his lap, doing what she does best.
Satan asks George "Well George, how about this? You think you can do this?
George turns to Satan, eyes lit up, and says "Satan, now this is something I think I could handle for eternity. Let's do it!"
Satan calls out...
"Ok Monica, you're free to go."