Dear John Negroponte;
My heartiest congratulations on your nomination to the new post today; surely you've earned the admiration and respect of the President. I know many who oppose you and everything you stand for are upset today, but I personally want to assure you that I don't know any of those people. I also personally don't know anything about any of the disappeared people, that's none of my beeswax and was just a thing that's ancient history, right?...what's a few missing nuns amongst friends...
and Iran Contra was nothing compared to what the new guys have been up to, but I digress...
Your new position is going to give you access to loads of info and you could easily check but I did pay my taxes last year on time as well. I also wanted to let you know that you are a very natty dresser as well. Well, again, just so we're on record here, best of luck to ya.
Oh yeah, by the way, that Jeff Gannon press pass I put on Ebay, you know it's just a joke, right?
Ha Ha...I was just kidding around...
I'll close now, my travel agent is on the phone...
Your pal,
R66
p.s. auction whoring:
http://tinyurl.com/5jgkh