As I was riding the bus in to work, I saw a woman jogging with her two great big, white, furry, furry dogs down the Monaco Parkway. Each dog must have weighed 50-60 pounds easy. And the woman probably weighed all of about 130, maybe, soaking wet with a bowling ball in each hand...
No! Really! It gets better.
She was wearing her form fitting nylon jogging togs with a big, old bad ass belt.
No! Really! It gets better.
She had the leashes for both dogs attached to her belt.
I broke up laughing. I mean, god have mercy on her if those dogs took off after a squirrel. Or worse, two squirrels going different directions...
I had visions of Yosemite Sam yelling, "Whoa mule! Whoa! I said, 'Whoa mule! Whoa!' Dagnabit, when I sez 'Whoa! I means WHOA!"
What weird things have you seen lately?