This is a letter I am sending to Senator Barbara Boxer, in response to one her "PAC For A Change" sent me endorsing Phil Angelides for Governor.
Angelides does not have what it takes to beat Ah-nold "Der Fuhrer" Schwarzenegger. Neither does Rob Reiner...can you see what kind of a handicap Reiner would be running under? Can you say "Meathead?" I knew you could.
Anyway, this is what I sent her. I suggest that everyone else from California send her something similar.
Dear Senator Boxer,
I appreciate your support for Phil Angelides. However, Angelides simply does not have what it takes to beat Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2006. However, YOU DO.
Senator Boxer, if you challenged Arnold, he would fold like the girly-man he truly is underneath those steroid-enhanced muscles. You have the respect and the admiration of progressives up and down the State of California. You are a hero to us here in California. It takes a hero, not Meathead or Angelides, to go toe to toe with the Governator.
Please, Senator Boxer. I understand you are needed in the Senate. However, there are plenty of strong progressives in California who could continue your fight in the Senate. You are needed here, in the State House, to toss that bastard Schwarzenegger (excuse my language, but he really does make me mad) out and bring a progressive agenda back to the most forward-looking State in the Union.
Need I remind you how hard it is to run for the White House from the Senate, and how easy it is to run from the White House after at least one term as Governor of a state like California? This would be a stepping stone to your ultimate destiny: the first Woman President of the United States.
Please. Help get rid of the cancer on the State House that is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Run. Please.
S. Michelle Klein-Hass