Hi!
I want to thank Mr Bush for his awesome tax cut, it's really hot. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to afford anymore trips to Monaco, or be able to buy crystal collars for my dog Tinkerbell, but now I can thanks to Mr Bush.
My accountant Randy, explained to me before I wasn't going to be able to keep all the money that Daddy is leaving me, and that I was going to have to pay some to poor people, and other stuff.
But now I can keep it all.
And that's hot.
So I want to thank Mr Bush, and also all the poor old people who are letting me do this! Randy (who's also hot) told me that the people of the USA are "tightening their belts" so I can keep all Daddy's money.
I guess they are all on a diet, which is hot, and that somehow all that weight loss is saving the government money. Old people eat too much anyway, thin is hot, carbs are not!
I'm working hard for my money, going out, looking hot...umm...going out to hot places, it's hard work. Why don't all the poor people just ask their daddy's for money, all my friends do it too.
So thanks for going on a diet America, and keep staying hot.