See, there's good news in Iraq after all! Business is BOOMING.
Hussein Mohammed never dreamt that roadside bombs and suicide attacks in Baghdad would make him a fortune.
"With every victim that falls to an explosion and suicide attack, the demand for coffins increases and my work flourishes," said the coffin-maker in his tiny shop in the heart of the war-torn capital.
Until Haliburton finds out about this wonderful opportunity and outsources cheap coffins to China....and I'm only half kidding here.
"During the days of Saddam (Hussein), I used to make one coffin a day. Now, I make scores of them and the demand increases with every suicide car bomb that explodes,"
The wrongness here is on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.