This memo was dropped off moments ago at the super secret location of The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Office and Scotch Tape Shoppe. It is, apparently, a talking points memo, probably not penned either by Senator Nelson of Florida or by Brian Darling.
BS. 101 The Incapacitated Culture of Life's Ass-Making Act
(talking points below)
* Melll Martinez is sworn to an oath to uphold the US Constitution until he leaves office, hopefully shortly.
* The American public need to act quickly by firing off an email to Mel suggesting he remedy his problem by stepping down from his office, hopefully shortly.
* This is an important moral issue, and the pro-life base should be especially excited about supporting ouster of Martinez considering his un-Christian, wholly immoral appropriation of Terri Schiavo for advancement of the bu - - sh - - inc. political agenda.
* This is a great political issue, because Senator Nelson of Florida is a decent human being who refused to co-sponsor (B)S. 529, and this is gonna be a tougher and tougher issue for the Republican immoderates.
* The intelligence of the core Republican immoderates who thunk this evil plan up is evidently limited.
* Lest they think that Martinez alone will have his tube yanked for this, incapacitates like Frist, DeLay, and the Brothers bu - - sh - - should be forewarned that they are not exempt from the Hammer of Public Outrage.
* "Incapacitates" is a newly coined adjective that fits this immoral brood better than the "Culture of Life" label. Rather than the "Culture of Life" angels, they are now to be officially recognized as the "Culture of Talking Points" boobs. Now they can say, "We choose to err on the side of talking points," because they are forbidden from ever using the word "life" again, under any circumstances, ever.
* This major blunder assures that individuals like Martinez and the rest of bu - - sh - - inc. will be meeting up with the likes of murderer Ted Bundy downstairs in that justly deserved afterlife they all seem to so fervently believe in with such incredibly greasy and phony passion.