Muslims and non-nudists alike around the world failed to express outrage in the mainstream media yesterday. When not asked about drastic new security measures to be employed at all airport security screens, concerned citizens were notably silent.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm
"Its just like the time when I went to Mars, ya" a US Governor was reportedly overheard to say in reaction to the announcement to go ahead with the installation of the clothing penetrating machines.
Realizing that the new measures were based on special effects of a late 2oth century Hollywood movie, local islamic and other religious groups decided to drop their objections to being disrobed by the machines.
"If Hollywood had it 10 years ago, then I guess it's inevitable - remember Independance Day, or
1984? They weren't far off there either! I'm still waiting for the chimpanzees to take over the White House" said an onlooker oblivious to the irony of the current occupant's similarity to said primate.
I for one am glad to finally know why the x-ray backscatter screening machine girls always blush and giggle when I go through.