you're a college professor and one of your co-ed students comes to your house with her textbook and a bottle of merlot. should you take advantage of the situation?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! merlot is complete swill and an insult to your discerning palate.
now if she shows up with a chardonney or even better a french saturne, invite her in, fill two proper wine glasses, discretely go to your sleeping area and put on fresh sheets and pillowcases, pre-set the bedroom radio to a smooth jazz station and get ready for some action, jackson.