I have an idea: Let's start the Iraq War Supporter's Alliance (IWSA). We'll have chapters in every state before too long - with a mission as proud and bold as this country itself.
The goal of this noble organization is to encourage the brave supporters of the Iraq War to support the effort by having their (off age)children enlist.
We'll start with a goal: getting 10,000 IWSA members to have their children enlist this year. We'll have one of those thermometers on the website, counting how many IWSA we've gotten to offer their offspring for the Iraq War effort.
We'll offer glowing tributes to the dead and maimed - and to the true patriot parents who have given their children to such an important crusade.
I am personally going to start the IWSA by sending a mass email to my acquaintances, with whom I've debated politics over the past several years. A number are strong Bush supporters who truly believe the Iraq War was necessary - bless their hearts. I am confident they will be among the first to take up this bold challenge.
We have a choice: let the America hating crowd win, or join IWSA, and sacrifice to the noble cause of George W. Bush.