"I don't want to abolish government, I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."
-- Grover Norquist, NPR Morning Edition interview, May 25, 2001
"I am the federal government!"
-- Tom DeLay, at Ruth's Chris Steak House, DC, May 2004
Think Norquist would be up for it if we asked him? :)