Want to know what you can contribute to Operation Yellow Elephant? If you are a student at a college or university, next semester you can play
OYE Mission BINGO!
All you need to do is show up at a meeting of College Republicans at your school, and ask why they haven't enlisted for our Glorious Leader's Glorious War! Mark off the excuses you hear on the OYE Mission BINGO card, and when you get a full line (down, across, or diagonal) yell "Operation Yellow Elephant Mission BINGO! complete, SIR!"
(this is a plug because I wrote the thing, and Patriotboy/Jesus's General did a great job on the design aspects!)