Nothing of substance here, merely haiku:
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Evil Turdblossom
Hoisted by your own petard
You traitorous knave
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Hey, "Douchebag" Novak,
dessicated husk of prick,
You're a traitor too
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Karl Rove's worst nightmare:
constantly randy cellmate
Shit! I dropped the soap!
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Where is he? O, where?
Oh, our village idiot
resides in D.C.
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Hey Condoleeza,
here's some spackle to plug up
the gap in your teeth
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On Iraq:
We bring you freedom!
Now put on this dog collar
While we take pictures
Sorry I shot him,
but your three-year-old nephew
was a terrorist
We bring you freedom!
Now put your head in this sack
And play with your doink
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I could not see him
Funny little midget man
Kneed him in the head