Okay, just found my girlfriend is preggo so I am to be a Dad for the first time (at 42)...
Naming the kid will be a hassle as I am inot the semi-differetn names and she is a traditionalist...so...I am asking for Kossacks to rally up and provide me with funny or serious ideas, maybe some reasons for the names...please no "Apple" (Gwenyth Paltrow, "Kyd" (Rob Morrow), George I-VI (George Foreman) and of course, "Dweezil and Moon Unit" (Zappa) and especially no "KARL" "DICK' or GEORGE"