"US aims to sharply cut Iraq force within a year"
Oh fuck no! It's a timetable. It's a timetable for a cut and run. Shit, shit, shit, those pansy-ass liberals. Playin' right into the hands of the insurgents; now they can just wait us out. Son of a bitch, I told you this would happen if you elected a Democrat president. Oh wait, ...nevermind.
shorter U.S. Iraq policy:
as soon as y'all slap together some dumbass towel-headed constitution and we can get us some more o' those purple finger pictures, we are so outta here. Oh my goodness, will you look at that, it'll be just in time for the '06 elections, what a happy happy coincidence. Freedom marches on ya know, and yes dear Iraqi women that's the ass end of your freedom that you see marching out the door. Sharia later.
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mini-contest:
which part of the statement below is fullest of shit?
this may be a trick question
(General) "Casey said the level of attacks mounted by insurgents had not increased substantially over the past year. "I wouldn't say it's necessarily a stalemate," he said. "Insurgencies need to progress to survive. And this insurgency is not progressing.""
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let us now add a word to our lexicon: casey
casey- the informal unit of measurement to describe the degree to which a statement is self-serving
--a full casey would be a statement wherein every unverifiable, thinly justified supposition leans 100% in the direction most advantageous to the speaker's argument. Each supposition, once uttered, is magically transformed into a platform of steel to support the one that follows. Using the full casey technique one could prove that the sky tastes like nutmeg or, with a few extra twists, that we are winning the war in Iraq.
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--here we see 'casey' used in everyday conversation
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that's about half a casey dude
shutup
no really. you should change your name to Casey; come out of the closet.
How's it goin' Casey?
that's it. I'm so gonna kick your ass
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