Get ready, Kossacks. Ever seen Battle Royale? I hope so, then you're desensitized to whats about to go down! Flip this shit and be sure to get all ringside up in here!
This is me, and my brother. We look like a couple of tough guys, right?
This is MSOC-in case ya didn't know. In the event you didn't know, I shall remind you of the words of Talib Kawli: "Don't Sleep on a n*gga*What he's saying in that song is that you should not be ignoring raw talent. So you better recognize the MSOC, fools!
But lets look at those photos, shall we?
Look how frigging tough me and my brother are! God, we are glorious. We do tai chi, we can kick your asses in a mere 6 or 7 hours, dude!
Our strength comes from our numbers (2) which we use to out rank the suckkas that step up to feel our mighty smack down, and also from our familial bond. We've got each others backs! That is evidenced here, is it not? Can't you feel the power? Are you gonna step to us, like we are about to step to MSOC, for no real reason other than vainglory, to prove how fucking hard we are! SO here we go, get ready for the smack down, dudes, as we move on to the MSOC photo.
MSOC is so pretty, so pretty and gentle of spirit. Kind hearted, good writing, no typos. Calls a spade a spade, doesn't spare the feelings of the reader. Nice technique. I'm already usurping my battle royale with all this laudatory praise.
So Here is the first match:
2 Bad Ass Cats* with Tai Chi streetfighting skills
1 MSOC, she of graceful countenence and
muted Rembrant lighting set up giving her a warm, inviting glow on her head shot.
Lets call vegas odds.
Who will win the first Match
Match # 2 Bush Family Values. Reprasent ya Skillz, Dawg!
This is MSOC's Fam
They are pretty cute, huh? Cute kid, Cute Dad!
Well, I see their cute fam with a cute fam of my own...
My Loverly Mum and somewhat nice but mostly indulgent of my quicks GF.
Who wins-The crazy PFLAG family on the Bottom (and top) or the Well behaved breeders with the cute kids. Remember the wrong vote means you hate our freedom!
Match 3
RORSACH TESTING:
Get Ready MSOC: You have 1 minute to give a full analysis on the following photos:
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MATCH 5: Favorite Movies: Mine-Anything Japanese or Korean horror, Korean Drama, the classics, like Dog Day Afternoon and Casino, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Old School, Devils Rejects
What are YOURs MSOC.
God, the brilliance. I bet the MSOC fam only watch Felini and eat D'Affinois all day. Jeesh. What jerks.
I just can't stand those triple cream cheese eaters. It's just so good. Yet rich. On a baguette with apple slices. Heaven.
Like American Idol, we'll be having the AUDIENCE pick the Winners. Utilize the poll, my friends!
*"Bad Assed Cats" phrase courtesy of the Beetle Ju
ice Song