Can you believe it? The shooter of Ronald Reagan wants to visit his parents!
Call now, and plead that he not be allowed unsupervised visitation!
Why, he could run away, dig up Reagan, and shoot him again! This man is dangerous. He has already shot a president and other people to impress Jodie Foster, so there is no telling how many times he would sneak off to Reagan's grave, just to dig up and shoot Reagan again.
We could end up with a corpse that looked like swiss cheese. (On the other hand, that could be an improvement.)
Maybe he could trade the corpse to Iran for some hostages or sell it to help overthrow a democratically elected government in South America or fund lessons for the rebels in torture or perhaps capitalize new death squads! Nothing like emulating Reagan to make up for past crimes against the ex-president.
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