Condoleeza Rice's wardrobe must
really be in a sad state when she had no choice but to go shopping for shoes instead of giving permission for international relief efforts to cross our borders. It's terrible that the Secretary of State of these United States can't perform her official duties due to a lack of appropriate footwear, and reflects badly on us all.
It is up to
us to ensure that people don't needlessly die in the next disaster or terrorist attack. We all need to join together and send a pair of shoes to Condi Rice. I call on everyone to join me in this noble effort, so that she can hit the ground running when the next disaster strikes.
Please, send Secretary of State Rice a pair of shoes today, so that others might live.
(Yes, I'm serious. I'll post a photo of the shoes being sent to her as soon as I get my wife's permission to raid her closet)